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Cinderella's Bum by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
A big sister is horrified when she can't fit into her swimming costume. Her BOTTOM IS SOO BIG! But her little sister has some good advice.There follows a wonderful romp through history and fairyland, as the little sister explains exactly why a big bottom can be useful. Father Christmas needs one for cra ...Show more
Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps! by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helping of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groans, but Father Christmas knows he must keep it in - he doesn't want to wake anyone up! Will he come up Trumps?
Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
'Father Christmas needs a wee. He's been drinking drinks since half past three ...' At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies left out for him. Before long he really, really, really needs a wee. So much so that he even forgets to leave the presents behind. ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (BB) by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
This mini hardback edition of this Christmas bestseller is the perfect stocking-filler. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he ...Show more
Father Christmas Needs a Wee (Book & CD) by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
In this book and CD edition of "Father Christmas Needs A Wee", Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do abo ...Show more
Heaven: For Everyone Who Has Ever Loved A Pet by Nicholas Allan
Category: Parenting
Dill the dog knows his time is up so he packs his case and tells Lily, his owner, that he's off "up there". "Can I come too?" asks Lily. "Er ...not yet," replies Dill. While he is waiting for the angels to collect him, Dill explains to Lily what he thinks heaven is like: hundreds of lampposts to pee aga ...Show more
Jesus' Christmas Party by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
This is a special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is there anything that will cheer him up?
My Dad's the Best by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
From the creator of The Queen's Knickers comes a hilarious and charming look at what makes each dad different, and why dads are the very best! This dad can't sing like a pop star or cook like a chef...but, he can help with tricky homework, tell amazing bedtime stories and give the best piggybacks! Find ...Show more
Picasso's Trousers by Nicholas Allan
Category: Children's Books
Whenever Picasso does something different, people say, "No! No! No! Picasso!" But Picasso doesn't listen. Instead, he says..."Yes!" He paints all-blue pictures, all-pink pictures, plus pictures from the front and side all at the same time! He makes art out of bike bits and he can draw pictures in less t ...Show more
The Giant's Loo Roll by Nicholas Allan
Category: Children's Fiction
This rip-roaring, read-aloud delight follows a giant's toilet roll as it goes on a crazy journey through town, leaving havoc in its wake. What will the townsfolk do with all the enormous sheets of paper? They could build a paper plane, or make 100s of pairs of pants...But will there be any paper left fo ...Show more
The King's Pants by Nicholas ALLAN
Category: Picture Books
Celebrate King Charles III's coronation with this riotous story jam-packed with royal pants from the author of the award-winning and bestselling The Queen's Knickers! The King cannot rule without his Royal Pants. He has a pair for every occasion: coronation pants (he can't be crowned without them), ...Show more
The Loo Queue by Nicholas Allan
Category: Picture Books
A hilarious book of counting, colours, animals... and queuing for the loo! In this riotous rhyme from Nicholas Allan, the queue for the loo gets very long indeed, as a series of multi-coloured animals impatiently join! Count, spot colours, spot animals, and all join in to find out who's in the loo.